Just what the HELL Pregnancy?
There's been a lot of unexpected side affects (effects?) of this whole being knocked up THING, but I didn't expect to get motion sickness from staring at my computer screen. I mean REALLY??? WTF?
I had 4 months of morning sickness but it's been gone for about a month now. And all of a sudden I start getting sick because of my computer!? NOT FAIR !
This weekend I had the stomach flu and I thought well hey at least if I have to stay home for 3 damn days I can get some serious internet blogging time in! Yay!
HAAAAAA!!!!! NOT !!
This baby better come out real dang healthy and smart and beautiful because being pregnant is SUCKY. I Do NOT feel all earth-mother-connected-to-the-universe or that I am a vessel of life or anything else granola-y and wonderful. I feel sick and weird and I run into things and drop things and I can't see my vagina and I feel like I have an alien inside of me trying to poke it's way out.
There. I said it. Shame on me I'm going to hell and anyone that is infertile now has the right to call me an asshole because maybe I am.
Ah well. I still like the thing that's in me, that's something. And as much as being prego is lame-o I hope I'll STAY prego for the next 3 months. God willing bring on the toilet bowl.