Conchita technically means "little seashell," but everybody USES it as a nickname for the vagina. Ok, maybe not everybody in Mexico but the people in this region at least. And LOOOOKK at the color of the place! It's PINK. Please don't make me have to explain why that's just wrong, it's pink. I just. Oh I love it. Plus, you can tell how classy it must be right next to the 7-11.
It's just like how technically the word for a female dog is "Bitch," but you'll never hear someone actually SAY that - except on those fancy dog-show-shows. "That's a beautiful bitch Harry, look how she shakes her tail."
And if your name is Richard? And you live in THIS century? Don't go by "Dick." It just doesn't work any more, I'm sorry but someone needs to say it. We are not so civilized that we can deal with it any longer - consider yourself informed. Rich, Richie, Richard, have some sense and don't dick me around.
Just look at that color. Beautiful.