Unless you're blind or even MORE ungodly unobservant than even myself, then you'll notice I changed a couple of things here on my page. No offense to blind people. And for the crazy people like myself who has somehow reversed the male-female role with her husband by not noticing for 3 days after he gets a haircut and thus leaving him feeling neglected and pissy - well, look around, it's RED. Ugghh I never notice his haircuts and I don't noticed that he's shaved his beard till the next day when the yummy smooth faze is over and the cactus is back.
PLEASE god if he EVER shaves his mustache off like I've been begging him to do for 2.9 years PLEASE let me notice right away! I'm married to a Mexican Tom Selleck and no matter how much I beg or reason he WILL GOD FORSAKEN NNNOT shave that thing off for me to see his real face. (And please let me remember our anniversary and his birthday - amen.)
Anyways. I had this big grand notion that I would go out and find THE coolest template ever and download it and be the bad-asset around. I eventually DID find the coolest template ever but there's something clicked wrong SOMEWHERE in the bowels of my computer and I can't download for SHIT. Everything downloads into a WordPad document and no matter what I seem to do to change this -even the obvious things like ask it to download somewhere ELSE- it ignores me. I downloaded a program to unzip the files and I can't figure out how to use it. When I go to OPEN the document to view it, it goes right into Wordplay again. I don't get it. I'm not computer smart and Google can't seem to help me.
SO!! I got another grand notion to build my own template. Uh. Tee-hee. Ha. Hhaaaaa. Bwwaaaahahaahahahahahhaah *RETARD* Did you KNOW that to build an entire page you have to do it in HTML and HTML is the most aggravating, ridiculous and meticulous thing created EV-VER?!?
Moving on. I came to a compromise and high-jacked a blogger template and dinked around with IT'S html till I got something I liked. It took me like 39 hours of dinking and begging google for how-too's but I did manage to make it totally different than what I started with and HTML'd my way into something I liked. HTML is the shit. (after it's done being an asshole)
It's not so awesome I KNOW, but every last detail is mine and I searched and dinked and begged and dinked and dinked and got pissed and dinked some more so I FEEL like it's some sort of grand accomplishment. Just let me be happy and delusional over here in the corner all by myself chewing my pencil and drinking cranberry juice out of a sippy cup.
OH! One thing, I did manage to lose my link-list and I'll get it back up after I've calmed down enough to not hyperventilate every time I look at this damn screen. I've got more pictures and junk like that but I've moved on to lazy-town.
AAAAAAAAAAND remember how I mentioned in my last post that I'm clumsy? Well, cooking today I managed to splosh boiling hot frying oil on my face. DAMN IT MY FAAACE??? I've burned I'm guessing 80% of the skin on my arms piece by piece over the years but never my FACE, that's like, wrong. Is this going to leave the 5 year skin discoloration on my FACE like it does my arms? Tell me no. Someone please. I went racing to Google and it says that face burns usually heal faster and better and more without scarring than the rest of the body due to increased blood flow. Google is right, RIGHT??? I'm not blistered, it's just 1st degree but there sure is some redness. I've got ointment so now it's just time that will tell. My FACE! SHIT.
There is a REASON I don't use a curling iron.
I also thought it would be a good idea to make some more ice and in moving the 4 ice trays the 1.5 feet from our water to the freezer I managed to spill them IN the freezer, down the refrigerator and onto the floor. Ah well I needed to mop anyways. We ate, I spilled salsa and beans all down the front of my shirt and I'm calling it a well rounded day. God help us all.