I'm here to inform you in case you didn't know that they don't exactly work when the temperature is above 90 degrees with 90% humidity. 90 degrees is like a spring breeze down here in Mexico but the nose strips just don't give a damn.
I picked up a box yesterday after noticing
I ended up with no time left and still wet strips when it came to pick up C. from work and decided screw it, I'm not wasting $2, I'm gonna make the drive to his work with them on. I figured the breeze during the drive would do the trick and I could rip 'em off right before I got to C's so I wouldn't frighten his co-workers.
I'm sure I didn't look like a freak at ALL driving through the packed side streets filled with people staring at my be-decked face in all it's strip glory. You would THINK that this would be the one day that I would actually go without being whistled at from men on the street - but no, they wouldn't want to discriminate I guess. One whistle did seem to die off halfway through, maybe he had second thoughts. I kept trying to decide if I looked like I just had plastic surgery or if I looked like a burn victim but I'm still not sure. Maybe just plain freak would apply.
Anyways, the drive to his work didn't work and I couldn't bring myself to embarrass the shit out of my husband so I did suck it up and pull off the still-gooey-glue strips from my face and try to act like everything was normal.
Pregnant, married, nose strips all over my face and I'm still a hot ticket here when I drive down the street. I'm starting to think the heat does something to peoples brains here.