"Jew know jew love my shest." "Jew think eets sayyyyxee."
I asked - "Your what?"
"My SHHHEST." (add in image of a grand smile + chest and arm dorky man-flexing)
*SNORT* I managed to control myself long enough to say "Yes my Love of course I do, now do me a favor, say shoes."
Dear lord. I love this man. Sometimes he speaks just like on t.v. when you see a over exaggerated gay latino talking and flailing about, and I couldn't help myself.
I told him that he says CHoose for SHoes and SHest for CHest. He can make both sounds but just can never seem to put them with the right words. He got a little defensive and came back with -
"Whadayver, I say it SHes. . ."
". . .Oh. . Yeah right?"
Dork. He's the best.