Just look at it, isn't it glorious?
Do you realize that when it's being driven down the road that it's. . . appendage. . would most certainly have to be pointed up? Or at least raised to "half mast?"
DO YOU UNDERSTAND that I would pee my pants laughing all day long while driving this thing around?
Can you IMAGINE the endless possiblities of 12-year-old-boy jokes that I would have the pleasure of thinking up all day?
"It's okay Bob, let me turn her around and I'll pound it out from the back."
"Just a sec, let me turn the jack off."
"Wrong hole? Let me try another position."
"Either that's a hydraulic leak or you're his type."
I'd be fired for sexual harrasment within two weeks but at least I would live out a dream. WHY did they paint the jack turqouise!? MY GAWD DO YOU THINK IT GLOWS IN THE DARK!??
I'm setting this as my screen saver, just so you know.