Ummm..... This is not a post that either of my Dad's should be reading so if you're one of my Dad's, please wait till another day. Mom and Step Mom? You may proceed but. . be warned this is a Vagina Post.
I think my lady parts have shrunk. The Lady Labia of all things. Does this happen? Doesn't it seem like I would have noticed this some time in the past month?
The sad part is it wasn't even me that figured it out! My husband was (mom and step mom I hope you've dropped out reading by now) down there getting to know her once again and actually had to tell me. Well, more like "Where deed jyour leeps go?"
I thought Geeeez it's not been that long right? Can he really be SO out of practice???
"Let me see."
"Oh no shit! Where did my stuff go??!"
"For real when did this happen?!"
"I don't know, jew don't let me see anything forever."
"Don't you think I'd NOTICE??"
Poor man. Anyways this was totally unexpected. Do they come back? When I was younger and insecure I actually dreamed about a lady part reduction but after seeing labia extender weights in a dirty adult shop (you google it for the pic cuz I'm not gonna) I started to get kind of proud of my stuff. After meeting my husband and seeing his obvious approval I never had a second thought - and NOW all of a sudden they've half disappeared! What the HELL?
I want my shit back you stupid horomones!
It's horomones right?
What the hell pregnancy, just. . . what the hell.