Friday, February 12, 2010

Every time I log into my Blogger account I see that I have comments on older posts that need to be approved or denied. 90% of the time lately it turns out to be a spammer trying to get me to go to a penis enlargement site.

I'm 28 years old and have been married 3 years, if I needed some a penis enlargement-ing I would have DONE IT by now. I don't even HAVE a penis damn it. I own one *snort* but I would have fixed his stuff up long before now if it had needed fixing. Well, no, I would have dumped him the second I saw it if it was so small that I needed to run crying to the Internet - but that's neither here nor there.

Stupid spammer, tempt me with something I actually need.

Like. . . like sleep. Can they sell me sleep? Maybe some pills to rearange the "energy stores" a.k.a. my fat ass, to my boobs? How about some of those bitches? A pill to turn a devil baby into a cherub? HMMMMM INTERNET ASSHOLES?? Just where the hell is THAT website!!?


Dildos.

17 comments:

Krissie said...

My favourite part is when they ask me: Do you want to feel like a real man?

Well no, no I don't, thank you very much. I'm quite happy with my vagina and it is very happy with penises being inserted into it, not being grown by it!

On Mexican Time said...

Hahaha - chica, your spam is much more interesting than mine! I always get someone writing comments on my blog in a different language! OR someone locally who is just trying to sell themselves, or their product! LOL!!!

Do they not know that you are a female?? LOL!!

Vadose said...

Come on! You KNOW you want a big ol' man dick, gringa!

Refried Dreamer said...

Hey, but I will verify that those "bombas de vacio" are pretty f'in fun.

Ku Kaaaah Ku Kaaaaaaah!

(hubby will kill me for that one!)

Ritamg said...

I feel so left out. I'm not getting spammers on my blog. I must not be popular. I hope I haven't spoken too soon.

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Krissie - Since when has your vagina had any penises inserted in it again?? Are you getting some!!?? ( :D kidding, kidding)

O.M.T. - Either they don't know I'm' female or for some reason they think I need a big dick to satisfy me. Mind readers they are not. :P

Vadose - I WOULD like to pee standing up, but it wouldn't have to be big to do that. :D

Refried - Awwww I feel so lame, what is a "bombas de vacio" ? My spanish is a . . . tad. . lame. I wanna KNOW now!!!

Rita - You're popular, just not hor-y like me, that's all.

Krissie said...

LOL, point. But you know, if I had to choose between the two.

Theresa in Mèrida said...

I get the foreign language spammers and the people who write "that was very interesting, I hope to read more" when it't about how suicidal I feel and I am ending it tomorrow or some other inappropriate canned comment. I also get emails asking me to contribute to some site (ie write for them for free) or help them move money out of an account. Apparetly, they think my penis is big enough.
regards,
Theresa

gringationcancun said...

OOOH I like your "energy stores" idea!

Haven't gotten any of these, though. I guess I give off that "big penis" vibe.

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Theresa - That was a very interesting comment, would you like to do a guest post for me???
:D LOL at least your spammers think you're smart enough to sell something. ;) It's all of that good grammar you've got going on!

gringation - Too right girlie, cuz whenever I'm at your blog I think "Damn, this girl has got it hanging LOW!" :P

Krissyface said...

I love calling people dildos.

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Krissyface - True Dat.

Sparx said...

OK, I think I like you with no sleep. I've noticed this blog is slipping inexorably over to the dark side again; hooray!

Refried Dreamer said...

bombas de vacio....penis pump, my dear, penis pump.

Mexico RonRon said...

This is a hilarious post. I'm pretty sure everyone has been there. Its the same thing as when I open my email account to find 101 offers for cheap Canadian Viagra. Hahaha! Great stuff...

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Sparx - Ah well you know, it had to come out again some time. :D

Refried - OOHHHHHH . . . ahahahahahahahah I just re-read the previous comment ahahahahah that's heeeelariuos! :P So, they're fun???
??
??
Huh. Cool yo.

RonRon - 101 offers? 100 just wasn't enough huh? :D ! :)

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

RonRon - Bastard, I should have known, sly spammin man, sly spammin.