I'm 28 years old and have been married 3 years, if I needed some a penis enlargement-ing I would have DONE IT by now. I don't even HAVE a penis damn it. I own one *snort* but I would have fixed his stuff up long before now if it had needed fixing. Well, no, I would have dumped him the second I saw it if it was so small that I needed to run crying to the Internet - but that's neither here nor there.
Stupid spammer, tempt me with something I actually need.
Like. . . like sleep. Can they sell me sleep? Maybe some pills to rearange the "energy stores" a.k.a. my fat ass, to my boobs? How about some of those bitches? A pill to turn a devil baby into a cherub? HMMMMM INTERNET ASSHOLES?? Just where the hell is THAT website!!?