Anyhoo, I figured you all have seen the commercials and might be curious about it like I was so here's the inside scoop.
It was. . . OK.
Bastard cool ass commercials, they roped me in like the consumer cattle that I am and I was expecting something DIFFERENT and exciting and that it would be unlike other lubes that I've tried in the past. (I'm a bit of a dirty sex-store product fanatic.) But no, not so much different than anything I've ever run across.
The HIS lube is the standard warming gel that when applied to the skin gets all warm and . . . well I don't know, it just get's warm, that's about it. I will say that the KY actually stayed warm for a while which was nice, as most warming gels peeter out after about 30 seconds or so.
The HERS lube was the standard cooling gel and felt honestly like I had somehow smeared liquid ice cube all over my girlie stuff. It too had some serious lasting power, so if you're into the arctic vagina feel, you're gonna love this shit. I DID actually think to myself at one point "Gee this might be nice in the summer time when it's really hot out." Honestly though if you've got time to think "Gee..." thoughts while preparing to get it on, the product can't be all that exciting.
I was still holding out hope for when we "combined" products *cough cough* you know, insterted tab A into slob B, that something magical would happen, but . . . well? It honest to gawd felt like we were a couple of geriatrics-gone-wild and used Icy-Hot for some sex lube. Dear lord this stuff even has the same minty smell as Icy-Hot and Bengay and I once again found myself thinking during sex "Oh. My. God. We smell like old people and my Vagina can't make up it's mind WHAT is going on. Icy. Hot. Icy. Hot. Do I like this? Is this somehow exciting?" DO old people in old-people-homes get it on in secret and use icy hot as a sort of black-market old-folk-home lube? You know, like how desperate drunks will drink vanilla extract? That would be sad. If you have grandparents you should buy them some lube.
Moving on. It doesn't HURT anything but it didn't enhance the experience one bit. If anything it was distracting and I think I'm fine to do without it. PLUS, KY lube is forever LAME becuase it's water based and stupid and the slippery power never lasts more than a couple of minutes before it wears off and starts to feel grainy. I've said it before and I'll keep preaching until all bedrooms own a bottle - Astroglide is the best lube EVER. No, Astroglide isn't water based or "condom safe" but shit, who has sex long enough for the lube to start breaking down the condoms rubber? Not us bitches and we have some good sex damn it.
SO! There you go. Everybody's different so if your lady parts or you man parts get all freaked out and jazzed up over warming or cooling or the mixed Icy-Hot feel then shit and damn go out and buy this stuff cuz you'll LOVE it, but for me, nahh.