Perhaps my wee little pigglet here needs to spend a little more time on this here paci and a tad less on the gravy train.
Here's a normal 30 second talk from me to baby -
"Snort for mommy! GoinkGoink!"
"Who's Mommy's PiggyPuggyPoogieWoogie!??"
"Mummas widdle poogiedawoogiemuggyduggybeebie"
That baby talk shit is a disease right? Lordy.