I can't imagine what's gone wrong in his brain but these days he will chase any dog that runs past his house and attempt to hump it. He's definitely bi and not gay - nooooo discrimination here and for that I give him kudos, but he better stay away from my poor pit bulla. The street dogs here in Mexico are huge in numbers so Mr. Doodles is quite a busy man running to and fro furiously trying to lay his smack down.
He's not been back to rape my dog, poor Pooper (he must not be a very good lay) and for that I'm grateful.
There really must be something wrong with the lil guy because normally he would be causing himself a world of hurt by running after street dogs but for some reason they seem to sense that something is wrong with him. They might growl or snap - and all of them point their butts toward the ground - but they don't break out and kick his ass. He's gained a bit of local awareness and most dogs that pass by do it in a hurry these days, trying to avoid gleaning his attentions.
At this rate of acceleration I imagine he'll be running after the neighbor kids pretty quick and when that happens I'm not sure what'll become of him. He won't become tacos, dog tacos are truly a myth here although if a burro or horse dies of a broken leg I wouldn't be surprised if a new taquito cart opens up for a few days.
I had some completely unidentifiable meat taco's a couple of years ago in Monterrey but they were good so, well, I didn't care too much what they were made of. For heavens sake I eat bologna on a weekly basis - so what do I care?
By the way my new favorite taco - check them out to the left - can you guess the ingredients? They're DIVINE I tell you - LICIOUS! My very own fusion cuisine.
Anyhoo, the poodle's gone batshit, the neighbors don't seem to notice or care and all I have to say is that if he tries to lay his pipe on my baby stroller we'll have to have a bit more serious talk then when we did with the garden hose. Your days are numbered Mr. Doodle and a white girl is far crazier than a goofy poodle. Watch'yo self.