I've noticed over the past month and a half or so that the Rooster doesn't keep around the same hen for very long. One girl for a few nights or maybe a week, he'll be alone for a day or so and then he's shacking up with a new chick for a few more days.
He's a Rooster Hor.
Rooster Gigolo*, Male escort, STUD MUFFIN, (Stud- McNugget?) - a.k.a. Rooster Sperm Donor.
Cock fighting is a big deal down here (Ok really, can ANYBODY keep a strait face reading the word "cock fight" and not imagine two dangles slapping each other around? Cuz I cant.) so I guess it makes sense that they would want to pass on genes from a particularly good fighter. Like horse racing studs, you get the point.
Or maybe it's that he's really pretty? He's a pretty boy stud?
I don't have a clue. It's even more confusing that the hens don't stay around longer than they do. I mean, they only lay one egg a day so if they only stay 5 days that's only 5 eggs and wouldn't that be a bit of a small number to incubate?
I wonder if he's just really expensive and is paid by the lay.. er...day.
I guess this makes my neighbor a pimp. Too bad he doesn't have a pimp hat or a pimp stick, cuz that'd be cool.
I don't know. All I DO know is that I have a male hor living on the side of my neighbors house living in a cage, getting paid to screw different girls every week and I get to see it all in technicolor vision. Chicken porn - and he doesn't even have a fluffer!
I'm gonna get him a red light for Chirstmas.
*Thank you to Spell Check for fixing my spelling of the word "Gigolo" what would I do without you??