Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Livin' On A Prayer

Dear Lord,

I don't think it's very good if I spend time praying for 15 minutes to sweep and Mop my floor. There's so much more in the world that needs praying for, like.... things 1,000,000 times worse than my dirty floor. This should be a no brainer right God? Just PUSH the "YES" button and LET ME CLEAN MY HOUSE. That way, I can get back to praying for the starving orphans. You want starving orphan prayers don't you???


Yours Truly, Amen,

- Trashed House Mommy

Friday, June 3, 2011

5 Signs That You Might Be Married To A Mexican

1. If the preferred cleaning liquid for your entire house is Clorox. Not Bleach, no, CLOROX. It's like the Cher of cleaning fluids.

2. If your spouse can request the same thing at all three meals a day and it's not considred an OCD or even strange. (tortillas yall)

3. If after a few years you realize that a human being can actually survive drinking only Coke.

4. If you present your spouse with a generic Coke or (God forbid) Pepsi and find yourself being hissed at.

5. If your spouse refers to you as "Jew" and you aren't Jewish. "Are jew going to feeneesh dat?"

LOVE my husband! :)