Friday, June 3, 2011

5 Signs That You Might Be Married To A Mexican

1. If the preferred cleaning liquid for your entire house is Clorox. Not Bleach, no, CLOROX. It's like the Cher of cleaning fluids.

2. If your spouse can request the same thing at all three meals a day and it's not considred an OCD or even strange. (tortillas yall)

3. If after a few years you realize that a human being can actually survive drinking only Coke.

4. If you present your spouse with a generic Coke or (God forbid) Pepsi and find yourself being hissed at.

5. If your spouse refers to you as "Jew" and you aren't Jewish. "Are jew going to feeneesh dat?"

LOVE my husband! :)

12 comments:

gringationcancun said...

Jorge agrees with number 3 :) His dad calls it "el elixir de la vida"... "the elixir of life"

Josie said...

SERIOUSLY!!! Or if you have a party and only serve ice water, so people leave to buy soda and beer!

Lisa n Javi said...

Can definetly relate especially to 1, 2 and 4. Too Funny!

http://imustbecrazytoliveinmexico.blogspot.com/ said...

Wil prefers Pepsi and he's hates tardiness. He can't be Mexican, right?

Erica Marie said...

so funny....

katie♥ said...

hilarious~between my husband and my dad and me! we're all guilty mexicans!

ElleCancun said...

Hahahaha - too funny!!!!

Hubby was addicted to coke when we first met. Thank goodness when we moved to Canada he learned that water, juice, and other waonderful not so sugary bevvies existed!! Hahahaha :)

LaVictoria said...

Lol

LaVictoria said...

Lol

Stephanie G said...

Gotta love!! Miguel got a real kick out of this, even my in laws!!! Good post!

Zoe said...

But isn't Clorox bleach? I bet you could double the "5" signs...fun.

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Steph - OMG lol, you SHOWED it to them? *blush*... cool :D Aaaaand glad they weren't offended :D

Zoe - lol, that's the joke of it, they don't know ANY OTHER type of bleach, there is ONLY clorox. :) Yes, there are others in the store...but even then, they refer to those as "clorox" ..... maybe there's no word for bleach in Spanish??