1. If the preferred cleaning liquid for your entire house is Clorox. Not Bleach, no, CLOROX. It's like the Cher of cleaning fluids.
2. If your spouse can request the same thing at all three meals a day and it's not considred an OCD or even strange. (tortillas yall)
3. If after a few years you realize that a human being can actually survive drinking only Coke.
4. If you present your spouse with a generic Coke or (God forbid) Pepsi and find yourself being hissed at.
5. If your spouse refers to you as "Jew" and you aren't Jewish. "Are jew going to feeneesh dat?"
LOVE my husband! :)